This isn’t Tinder or RSVP

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There are many people in this industry who are in committed relationships with partners, husbands, wives, and kids. They’re family people with jobs, like everyone else. They’re single mums. Or single dads, by the way. Or people who are simply … Continued

“Your rates are too high”

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If you think my rates are “too high”, please refer to this AUD$2,500 paper clip from Tiffany & Co. There are differences between cost, expense, and value. When you’re investing in an experience, value is what counts. (I can’t believe … Continued

Fast track or did not start?

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One of these things is not like the others. This is just a small example of what will get you a booking, and what will have you spending your time alone.  One of these people became a client within an … Continued

The booking process is simple.

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If you’re serious about seeing me, it’s incredibly easy to make an appointment. If you don’t want to share your details, it’s incredibly hard. If you don’t articulate what you want, you won’t get what you want. Tell me what … Continued

No condom, no play

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You know what irks me? It’s when someone thinks their right to unencumbered pleasure overrules my right to my physical health and safety. Sorry (actually, I’m not) my health is more valuable and important to me than your desire to … Continued

Stormy Daniels

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Twitter makes me laugh. Got to love facts! Not to mention, Stormy Daniels is one of only a few of his contractors who got paid for the work they did for him.

Eggs up your arse? No, dude!

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Oh, please don’t! Eggs are for eating, not inserting into your arse! I understand people like to get creative, and I’m all for some consensual kink, but we should all have limits, guys. Eggs? Really? Ok, maybe one. Soft boiled, … Continued

Don’t call me ‘older women’

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Lawd these types of messages infuriate me! “I’ve just got a thing for older women. I wish you’d be keen for a young bloke [22yo] like me.” Know what I’m keen for? Paying attention to my words, and showing me … Continued