I have to admit, I click on these links sometimes and think, “Yeah, this is going to be another bunch of rubbish”. However, I tend to agree with all of these points. Especially number five. Your parents told you not to be a sloppy eater. They were wise. Don’t do it at the dinner table. Absolutely don’t do it between her legs.

And you know what else? Don’t be a sloppy kisser, either. We hate that shit.

5 sex moves you think she likes, but doesn’t.
The bedroom moves that sound good in theory, but only turn her off.

YOU’VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK once or twice, and, no, we’re not talking alternate side of the street parking. We’re talking sex. You’ve done your homework, boned up on the finer points of doing the deed, and when it comes to getting busy between the sheets—or wherever your locale of choice—you can be trusted to bring it on, bring it home, and just…bring it. You’re the man. The love guru. A sexual rock star. But you know what? You might be mistaken. While you may be certain your performance is hitting all the right notes, in reality, your off-key love song can potentially get you sacked in the sack. (But always remember: all women were not created equal, especially on the playing field of sexual yays and nays. One girl’s thrill is another’s What are you doing?, but cut these deal-breakers from your curriculum, and you’re off to a good start.)

The pro

Beware being the guy who believes that having an encyclopedic education in Tantra, The Kama Sutra, and the collected works of Dr. Ruth Westheimer makes you a proficient lover. A little knowledge may be a dangerous thing, but so is a lot of knowledge in the wrong hands, tongues, or other man bits, and, as everyone knows, theory and practice are two very different animals.

Read the rest of the article here, via Mens Fitness: https://www.mensfitness.com/women/sex-tips/5-sex-moves-you-think-she-likes-but-doesnt